Where have you been all my life? It is true that although recommended by family and friends many times over, it wasn't until today that I was able to experience your true power and beauty. Simple by design yet ever so effective. You cleanse that which plagues my cranial cavities, leaving behind the gentle memory of your magic elixir. I have scoured my medicine cabinet for one and one half days searching for relief, not knowing that all along the answer was held in your stout, blue vessel. Leaning over the sink I tilted my head, pouring your warm solution into my left nostril. A memory of nearly drowning as my sister prevented me from coming up for air raced to the front of my mind yet quickly passed as I felt you tug at the plug within my mug.
A slug-like blend of radioactive material landed in the sink and I smiled, anxious to move on the next participant. Old Righty. This side wasn't quite as open to the idea of your saline solution, however, you and gravity held firm and slowly, ever so softly, you worked your magic and allowed me to breathe through my skull snorkel once again.
Thank you Neti. You have just been added to the list of items I probably can't live without.
Here are some other types of Neti Pots...
(Aladdin's Lamp)
(The Viking Horn)
(The Woman with Cleavage)
(..and The Small Blue Erection Neti)
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